Holy Shit!

This morning, as usual, drove Karinna to work before going to my office.

As we got into our car, suddenly there's an outburst of foul fragrance within the car.
"You just farted?" I asked.
"No! I didn't" She protested.
"Really?" I queried, as only 2 persons in the car ...
"It's not me!" She got louder ...

Oh well, time to turn on the ionizer/deordorizer in the car. It comes helpful sometimes.
It's really useful, the smell sort of diminished as I drove further out ...

Throughout the journey, it was still ok.
Maybe we got a little used to the fragrance as we drove ... I don't know.

Karinna reached her office, then byebye, then continue to my office.

Hmmm. Somehow the smell is a little more obvious.
The smell lingers on!
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hold my breath!
Wind down the window!
Breath in breath out!
Ooooops. Don't breathe too hard. Don't want to get that smell into my mouth you know?!?! :D
And damn! Drank too much water. Felt like pee-ing too!
What kind of luck do I have today?
Told myself I need to buy Toto today.

Finally reached office. Didn't bother to check if the smell still lingered within the car.
I was still able to smell it as I got out of my car.
Actually, I saw some stains at the based of my left shoes while driving, and further confirmed when I got out of the car.
Quickly did a few tap-dancing on my left foot, hoping to kick off some of the stains ... and smell ...

Not too much. Need to pee.
Walk awkardly, but quickly to the toilet.
Shhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooookkkkkkkk!

Since in the toilet, took my left shoe out.
Woah ho!!!!!!
I think it's some dog shit!

Buey bey biou poon bo annh ni zhun!

Tried washing under running water, scrub with some toilet paper.
Smell is still there.
DAMN.

In the end, I smell like shit the whole day.
And still had to go to some client's site. hehehe

House Hunting

Hunting house is never fun
Walk from noon till set of sun
Always stand and cannot sit
Only rest a little bit

Hunting house, is no fun
It will deplete all my funds
cannot sleep, cannot eat
Dreaming of that Toto win!

Hunting house, is so fun!
See house nice nice no horse run!
Want to buy, need think twice
Pocket kosong very cham!