Pat

As I was searching the internet for the song 秋心赋 previously, I stumbled into a blog where some of the entries put up were pretty interesting.
noxologous

He had an entry as below:
=== Begin ===
I think there's a reason why we pat animals on their heads.

Because we have no other means of establishing communcation with them.

When dealing with humans of different wavelengths.

Perhaps we should just go up to them.

And pat them on their heads
=== End ===
I find it quite funny.